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“Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
― Cave Johnson - Portal 2
“When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! 'I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?' Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
― Cave Johnson - Portal 2
“When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back!”
― Cave Johnson - Portal 2
“when life gives you lemons take, yell at life, what the hell am i seposed to do with you dam lemons”
― Cave Johnson - Portal 2
“When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make combustible lemons instead.”
― Cave Johnson - Portal 2
